I have a total paranoia and jealousy problem but I don’t want to be *that* girlfriend, who is always like “you aren’t allowed to talk to other human beings” so I don’t ever say anything about it. But seriously you could be a guy I’ve never even met before, and be like “man, angeline, your boyfriends so coooll” and I’ll immediatly get paranoid and jealous and think he’ll leave me...
pipeworks: I feel so stupid because I just realized that this is a fucking volcano.
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
the-real-slim-shady-has: whealty: you can tell by the way i use my walk im a womans man no time to talk what a stallion
Anonymous asked: ugh why are you beautiful and flawless
ronaldkn0x: ur cute AND funny??? hahhahhahahhahaha„ OH no
theanti90smovement: sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
dusknoirs: my life is an endless black hole of unfinished video games
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Send me an emoticon ~(˘▾˘~)
misjudgments: (✿◠‿◠) — you’re cute (◡‿◡✿) — you make me happy \ (•◡•) / — i like your blog (¬‿¬) — can i touch you ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ — can i marry you (╥﹏╥) — i wish we talked (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ — i wanna hug you 凸(¬‿¬) — i hate you but i love you ಠ_ಠ — i don’t like you/your blog (ﾉ °益°)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻ — i wanna kick you in the nuts
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
To those who won't hear this:
wristsareforbracelets: Good morning, I love you. Have a good day. Good afternoon, hope you’re having a good day. I love you. Goodnight, I love you. Sleep Well.
youputthetowelonthetable: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
It is 9 am and I’m already bored outta my brains. C -c-coooooll
prettyoddyoungblood: swiggity swag what’s in the bag? swiggity swand it’s patrick’s hand!
andrewbreitel: reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
*listens to fall out boy through choked sobs*
sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
This is probably the first time I’ve like truley sobbed in like 2 months.
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
Hi, sorry to interrupt your scrolling. I just...
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
ronaldkn0x: *eats the pussy with a spork*
Anonymous asked: lafferty more like lafFARTY